So I dont remember what day I last posted so sorry if I repeat. Saturday I had chipotle for lunch then went to Jay Bee's. We took lots of pictures. Alec came over. I love that boy. Hes adorable. We ate spaghetti for dinner then went and saw bride wars. On our was there all we did was tell racial jokes:
A zebra died one day and went to heaven. Once in heaven he got to ask God one question. So he asked "am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" God replied "You are what you are." So the zebra went to his friend and was like" I asked God what color I am and he told me I am what I am. What does this mean?" His friend said "Obviously your white with black stripes." The zebra asked "How do you know?" The friend replied "If you were black God would have said "Boy you is what chu is."
How do you know Jesus wasnt born in Mexico?
Because youre not gonna find three wise men and youre definitely not gonna find a virgin.
At the movies there was this crazy black lady who kept talking to the movie and at the end she was like "Aw naw. SHE PREGNANT!"
After, we took Alec home, took more pictures, ate fotune cookies, then went to shleep.
This morning we got up, ate, then went shopping. I got 3 pairs of super cute undies, a lollipop, a pink dog, pretty eyeliner, and a ring.
But that just about sums everything up.
Oh yeah! I went out to eat with my step-family. Got some sexy high-heels. Then kicked their butts at super smash bros brawl.
Dear Haylia,
I LOVE YOU. YOU MAKE ME HAPPY.
Love,
Taylor
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ohh my fathers jokes. i still giggle, even if i her them all. the. time.
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