1.31.2009

Just lovely

So I really like this boy...

1.29.2009

UREKA!

I found a solution to the world's problems.
Problem: You cant have your cake and eat it to.
Solution: Make two cakes

Today...two hour delay. Gee whiz that rhymed. Got up an hour and a half later then usual. I had english homework to complete. Went to school. English was great. I got a 251 out of 213 on my hobbit test. 124% BABY! Sorry for screwing up the curve suckers! History was mediocre. Biology was full of silliness. Trajan is a potentially hazardous biological asian. I was going to go to conditioning with Marcy but they announced it was cancelled after the buses left. So, we walked to Mickey D's instead. We got honked at a couple of times and there were a lot of people staring at us so who knows if thats good or bad. We got a chocolate chip cookie warm delight from Giant but once we got home it was a disappointment. We tried to text random people all over the country. I failed 15 times because I kept texting landlines. On Marcy's first message this guy texted her back. She was like "You looked goo today" and the person was like "who is this?" Marcy said "Its Timmy." So the guy called and said "Dude, do you usually call guys and tell them they look good?" then went on about some heather person. It was fun but Im super excited for tomorrow:)

1.27.2009

Fake it if you're out of direction

Self-centered- adj.
1.concerned solely or chiefly with one's own interests, welfare, etc.; engrossed in self; selfish; egotistical.
2.independent, self-sufficient.

Id like to think of myself as more of the second then the first. But then again arent we all self-centered in our own certain aspects?But when it comes to friendship neither party should be. A friend should be loving and compassionate. One who is willing to listen, one who is not too wrapped up with his or her own problems to be there.
So I am not a perfect friend and I am probably hippocritical by making the above remark but I just want you to think about your current friendships.
Im not going to lie and tell you I havent ever said anything bad about any of my friends behind their backs but really who hasnt? Im working on it. Really I am. I usually speak without thinking and Im sorry if I have ever said anything that has hurt you. Im sorry Im not perfect and that I am not as smart as you or as pretty as you. Or that I dont have as many friends as you or Im not as outgoing. But Im confident in who I am. Im Taylor, your average loser. Im a coward but mostly silly. I have my faults and imperfections. I try my absolute hardest to be there for all my friends when they need me. When I talk to you do I not always ask how you are doing or how your day was? Do you return the favor? But where were you when I was broken? What things have you said behind my back? Do you know whats REALLY going on in my life? Do you even know me at all?

1.25.2009

Hello world!

So I dont remember what day I last posted so sorry if I repeat. Saturday I had chipotle for lunch then went to Jay Bee's. We took lots of pictures. Alec came over. I love that boy. Hes adorable. We ate spaghetti for dinner then went and saw bride wars. On our was there all we did was tell racial jokes:

A zebra died one day and went to heaven. Once in heaven he got to ask God one question. So he asked "am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" God replied "You are what you are." So the zebra went to his friend and was like" I asked God what color I am and he told me I am what I am. What does this mean?" His friend said "Obviously your white with black stripes." The zebra asked "How do you know?" The friend replied "If you were black God would have said "Boy you is what chu is."

How do you know Jesus wasnt born in Mexico?
Because youre not gonna find three wise men and youre definitely not gonna find a virgin.

At the movies there was this crazy black lady who kept talking to the movie and at the end she was like "Aw naw. SHE PREGNANT!"
After, we took Alec home, took more pictures, ate fotune cookies, then went to shleep.
This morning we got up, ate, then went shopping. I got 3 pairs of super cute undies, a lollipop, a pink dog, pretty eyeliner, and a ring.
But that just about sums everything up.
Oh yeah! I went out to eat with my step-family. Got some sexy high-heels. Then kicked their butts at super smash bros brawl.

Dear Haylia,
I LOVE YOU. YOU MAKE ME HAPPY.
Love,
Taylor

1.23.2009

Friday

My life is boring. Theres nothing worth writing about. Sorry i just wasted 20 seconds of your time.

1.22.2009

I really should be in a nursing home

I have terrible short term memory so I dont remember which day he said this but my favorite quote of the week is "I feel like everyone is always walking up to Taylor and telling her how cute her outfit is." -Raffi Keuroglian. It kind of made my life.
Goodness gracious. Math mid-term was easy. English test was ok so far. I spent history laughing at Tyler. Its funny how proud of himself he was for his weekend accomplishments. Bio was great. I love when Mrs Constantino missunderstands. It results in great inside jokes. "Did you just say you need to give her offspring?Like babies?" We always do a lot of arts and crafts in that class.
I had conditioning after school with Margipan. We ran three miles(I only ran 2 cause half of it was up a hill and I got a booboo) and did a bunch of ab and leg workouts. I was supposed to go to Julia's school after and watch a bball game but turns out there wasnt one. Darn

1.21.2009

The best time to wear a stripped sweater is all the time

Woke up an hour late today. I looked descent I guess. Geometry- boring...as usual. Chorus- took a test and passed. I actually had to work during bruin block today which was weird. I had a dictado to make up. PE- all we did was talk about Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation and Ryan played his usual mind games with me. History- was dull. Spanish- sucked. But bio was interesting as usual. Apparently if your an XXXY you can have sex with yourself and if your and XYY your an extremely aggressive male. Kudos to cheerleading btw. Its the only reason I know how to spell aggressive. BE AGGRESSIVE B-E AGGRESSIVE. B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E. Im a bum. Came home and facebooked for forever then took a nap. Mumsie took me to taco bell for din din which was disappointing. Once we got home we realized they screwed up my order so I just had to deal. But that just about sums up my life.

1.20.2009

Howdy!

I went to Great Wolf Lodge yesterday. I invited a few people but everybody was going to inauguration so that wouldnt do. Anywho, my mother and I went with one of her fellow nurses, her son, and his friend. All three of them were a tad strange for my liking and both boys were in seventh grade so immature is an understatement. When we first got there, my mom and I ran into one of our old friends that we have known for 11 years now. They have a son named Trevor who I havent seen for six of the ten years he has been alive.We went back to our room and changed into our bathing suits then headed down to the waterpark. No hot guys really. And on the rare occasion I did find one, he was speaking russian.
In the hotel they had this game called Magic Quest and basically what you do is buy this wand and walk around the hotel looking for things with Q's on them so you can finish the quest. Its so amusing. Trevor found an extra wand so I ran around pretending I was Hermione with a bunch of six-year-olds.
This morning I had a sore throat but I got up at nine-ish, had breaakfast, and then headed to the waterpark. Went to the hot tub to start and there were some very lovely looking boys in there. They followed me around for a while which I cant say I minded at all. Waterparks are only so fun for so long, so I dried off then my mom and I headed home.
We met my cousin Molly from Florida at her hotel. Shes in town for inauguration. Then Aunt Darlene, mommy, and I went out to eat and Maggiano's. I had four cheese ravioli with a pesto alfredo sauce. It was delicious. And for dessert, I split a piece of tiramisu with Aunt Darlene. Im making cupcakes for Patrick's birthday. So Im going to have to end it there. Toodles!

OH! I forgot to mention the gay couple. I love gay people. They rock a lot...sometimes and other times they should probably just get a room. There was this one couple and both men were wearing speedos. One was skinny and descent-looking(wife), the other fat and ugly(husband). Them holding hands didnt bother me at all but nibbling on each other in front of small children just crosses the line. It was horribly gross.

1.17.2009

Cause I know how I feel about you now.

Its my dad's weekend. Which means quality time with my kitty cats. Today I spent a couple hours at the mall with my daddy. I got some really cute clothes which Im looking forward to showing off this week. I had Logan's for dinner. I love the rolls there. Dinner was gross though. I complained and then didnt have to pay.

It drives me crazy when I hear about people hanging out with their friends every second of every day. It makes me feel like my life is boring and pathetic. It makes me feel even worse when I see people I know at the mall with their friends and Im stuck with my dad.

I watched the 'Notebook' today. Ive seen it so many times now I cant even count. I love Nicholas Sparks but his writing is so repetative. If you have read a few of his books you will come to realize his stories all have the same plot line. They are always love stories and in the end someone is always injured or gets sick and dies.

1.16.2009

For Hayden Smiths Eyeballs ONLY

The title only makes you want to read this more doesn't it? Well have no fear. It's really not all that important. But I wanted to let you know that I created a new joke for our children's book. Fb me please.

I love Bobo(:

TGIF. My cellular stopped working yesterday so Mother dearest took it in to the verizon place today. I felt so naked without it. Chorus- we had the crazy sub that Selina and Alexandra hate. We watched 'Amadeus' which is a movie about Mozart. It was actually kind of hysterical because Mozart kept having sexual relations with random ladies who were wearing major push-up bras and he had the best, most obnoxious laugh ever. Oh and something was mentioned about farting backwards. English- ridiculously stupid. Nathan, Jesse, and Chicky had fun though; at my expense. PE- Played volleyball. Kicked butt. End of story. Spanish- No se habla enspanol.

You know what I hate? When my friends complain to me about b-wordy things their BEST friends did. Like seriously, what are you saying about me to your other friends?

I love my kitty cats Sammy and Bobo. When Im old and have no friends, hopefully they will still be alive, they are going to be the reason why Im going to be a cat lady who is going to die of allergies.

Over the long weekend I am possibly going to go cosmic bowling with random strangers or Marcy and whoever else, hit up G-town with Julia, and condition/party plan with Marcy. Let me know if you want to chill or jump off a cliff or something.

1.15.2009

Tu y Yo

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so just do it like they do on the discovery channel gettin horny now...

Evening! Today was lovelyish. I turned in my english game. What a relief. I spent six hours on it yesterday so I better get an A. Math...boring. English...boring. History....boring. Bio, entertaining as usual. Martin and Trajan practiced throwing guitar picks at people. We sang songs and acted as silly as usual. That group of people is probably my favorite just because we're just ourselves around each other. Trajan and Martin were singing a song thats like dont bite the hand that feeds you and when I turned on DC 101 this afternoon thats the song that was playing.
I went home with Hayden. We walked to Giant and just so happened to run into Conner and Donnie. Hayden and Donnie had a stare down. Donnie won..."dont look at my balls."
We talked a lot. About important stuff and unimportant stuff. Like how were going to be publishing 2 childrens books. A PG and Unrated version of our silly stories.
We got lollipops at Doodlehopper. The guy was such a jerk. "Your only getting two lollipops?"
"Your total comes to 74 cents."
We walked to Sangster so that we could see Mr. Linck. He wasnt there so we played on the playground instead.
It was all of 20 degrees outside so i decided to buy ice cream at Giant because Im brilliant. Mumsie and I went to Austin Grill for din din. Icky and over-priced. The manager walked by our table a bajillion times and kept staring at me. My mom was like "that son of a bitch." I swear she was about to punch him.
I tried a new fruit today. Currants are delicious. Their tangy and yummy.
Well that pretty much sums up my life.
Ta loves!

1.14.2009

Hayden Smith, you're my hero.

1.13.2009

I love you dumpling!

Howdy partner! (note: this is completely irrelevant)
I am a coward. If I like you I can, with no problem be like "Hey I like you." But I cant dump people. I suck. Once I had my best friend break up with this guy for me by giving back the bracelet he bought me. I am a jerk.
Today math was boring. Nothing out of the ordinary. I got my PSAT score back. I didnt do so well. Then again I wasnt informed wrong answers mean subtracted points.
English: Took a quiz...
History: Played some learning games. Kicked Tyler's butt.
Biology: Took notes. Talked to Hayden, Trajan, and Julia.
After school I watched the I love eggs video. It reminded me of the weir asian girl in my bio class that is always singing crazy asian songs. Then I made cupcakes for Mr. McAuliffe cause his birthday is tomorrow. Their quite adorable. Funfetti, green frosting, and the most feminine pink sprinkles I could find. What a lucky ducky.
Ciao!

1.12.2009

The Old Rugged Cross

Today was the day of Great Grandmother's funeral. It was sad and lonely. I cried. Not so much because of the loss but at how sad Aunt Debbie was. I couldn't imagine what it would be like to lose my mother. I don't think I could bear it.
Another fishy died. Poor Jingle Heimer.I think the snails have some sort of disease. Their worse then rabbits though. I went from 2 snails to over a hundred.
Im crazy busy this week. Possibly Hayden's tomorrow. Staying after wednesday. Day of Talk thursday. Lo mein friday. I still have so much work to do on my Hobbit game its crazy.
Until tomorrow... auf wiedersehen

1.10.2009

Another one bites the dust

RIP
Wednesday- G. Grandma
Friday- Bubba the sucker fish
Saturday(today)- Fransico the little orange guy fish named after the guy in 'Elf''

Im watching 'What I Like About You'.
I love love love this show. Amanda Bynes cracks me up.
So best friends ever...
Julia- You are amazing. You make cupcakes all the time for synchro and what not and most people would say your being a bad friend by not making me cupcakes but actually your being an amazing friend because your not letting me get fat. In other words I LOVE YOU. You know were tight shit cause what other best friends do you know that would steal an order pad from a possibly murdered waitress' apron? DAY OF TALK ON THURSDAY. partaaaay.
Hayden Smith- two words. Tayden Smichler. Definition- sex. Your my biff basically cause you make me giggle. And were writing a childrens novel that really is not appropriate for children but oh well. And cause you gave me the best Christmas present in the history of the entire world. i <3 you
Jay Bee- Who at our age can say they've been to Europe with their best friend? You constantly make me laugh. And we always have the best sleepovers cause we're kind of crazy. I mean camping in 20 degree weather and grape fights, who does that? I wuv you oodles.
Trajan- Congratulations. Your mentioned in this too. Whether you want to be my best friend or not thats just too bad. See I think your a good friend cause your honest and Trajany. Oh and brutal but thats not always bad. Plus Id probably be failing bio without you.

How Unfortunate

Good Evening:) SO... I think Ive completely changed. Im just happier and stranger. I have bunches of homework to do. Stupid english project. And I leave for my great grandma's funeral tomorrow.
Yesterday I had and english test- fail and a bio test- B. Not half bad for not paying attention in that class.
I didnt go to bed till like four this morning because well you already know.
And I made brownies today. Triple Chocolate Ghirardelli. Delish.

1.09.2009

Lo Mein Friday

Howdy.
Yay. Today is friday. I went from too many plans for this evening to none. I was looking forward to going to Hunan with Julia after school but shes sick. Poor baby. So I walked there by myself after school. I got my usual. Chicken lo mein and a coke. Then I started walking to giant. Do you ever feel everything happens for a reason? Cause I was gonna cut through the parking lot but last second I changed my mind and decided to take the sidewalk instead. Then I looked down and found ten dollars.

1.07.2009

:)

Still hasnt happened:(
School was okayish. Not too much work. The rain today sucked. Especially waiting for the bus this morning. So Im home alone tonight. I should probably start working on my english project. But I think Im probably gonna take a bubble bath, do my nails, give myself a facial, then eat din din. I have no plans for this weekend but my great grandma is dying so I have a feeling Ill be heading up north for the funeral.
I came up with a wonderful joke today. Actually its really not that funny but you should ask me about it anyway. If the joke doesnt make you laugh my stupidity should.

1.06.2009

Have you ever wanted something really badly? Well I do. But it still hasn't happened...yet. Today was mediocre yet enjoyable.

Meow.

Yesterday I was bizarrely and exceptionally happy for no reason whatsoever. School was school. But Julia came home with me and we walked to subway, ross, staples, oh and cant forget petco. I absolutely love embarassing myself in front of total strangers. I just danced along the road on our walk. Then I got to see Julia's house for the very first time in two years. I was visciously attacked by Dina her cat. She kept licking my face. Silly kitty. Today in spanish I think Ill speak very loudly and talk about my favorite pa jam jams which are worn on tuesdays or start meowing(if you werent at Marcy's for new years, theres no way your gonna know what Im talking about).

1.04.2009

Today is the last day of winter break. How depressing. I got all of 3 hours of sleep last night. I went to church this morning, got starbucks, then took a two hour nap. Now Im actually gonna have to watch what I say knowing that people actually read this. I saw 'Marley & Me' today. It was okay. Not something Id like to see again though.
Oh goodness that reminds me. I just have to let the world know that Im not perfect and neither are you. I make mistakes probably more then others but Im bound to. Im human and part of being human is that sometimes were total idiots.
That concludes my rant. Im procrastinating doing homework. You gotta love Mrs. Doades.

1.03.2009

I took a shower and Im relieved. It seems nothing really has changed. Id just wished Id known

The Upside

I texted Hayden Chun and was like guess what? I like you. Just cause I figured if I was going to be disappointed it might as well be all at the same time. But he was like "Ive been crushing on you lately too." So were a thing I guess.